#1:Lucy
"I wish I was famous, rich and respected by all my peers"

#2: Butterfly Boy
"I wish I got laid whenever I wanted"

#3: Cruiser Chick
"I wish I could eat all the Ben & Jerry's ice cream and Pinwheels I wanted and not get fat"

#4: Janet
"I wish my boyfriend would listen to me"

#5: Europa
"I wish men would not spread their legs on the subway when they are sitting next to me"

#6: Cracker
"I wish I had a new car that did not stink and that repelled all forms of dirt and dog hair."

#7: Sweet Sally
"I wish I was pregnant"

#8: Joe Blow
"I wish I could watch TV all day"

#9: Ima Hump
"I wish my hair was long and lush"

#10: Jocular
"I wish I was a vampire with a soul"

#11: SpaceBoy
"I wish my old boss would feel all the humiliation he made me feel. I wish a rattlesnake would bite him in the ass.

#12: Curly
"I wish I could go on a vacation to a secluded island where I had a chef and a masseuse"

#13: Marisa
"I wish I was Pat Benetar"

#14: KittyKat
"I wish I could tell a joke"

#15: DaphneDay
"I wish I was on a plane with my lover who just cheated on my so that I could throw him out of the plane and into the shark infested waters."

#16: Soccor Mom
"I wish my kids would not leave popcorn and sticky change in the couch cushions"

#17: Hubby
"I wish my wife would not dump all of her crap next to the bed"

#18: Dreamer
"I wish I was smart"

#19: Jack-o
"I wish people would not stop on the middle of the stairs when they come out of the subway"

#20: Micky
"I wish I won the lottery"